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Sunday, October 26, 2008

From the Dork’s Soundtrack: (I Got Something To Say or Candy Apples and Razorblades– The Misfits)

Music from episode

# 38

Halloween performed by The Misfits

Are you into devilocks, skulls, and man make up? How about mother raping or baby killing? (please say no) Maybe a bit of brain eating and turning into a Martian is up your alley? Or maybe you are a teenager from mars? Either way The Misfits rock it so hard, you sing along with words about all this fucked up shit… and you love it.

The Misfits were born the same year we lost the king. Somebody must have warned Elvis about Glenn and he decided it would be best to split. Then again, The Misfits could have trapped Elvis on his pooper in a fashion so that Elvis was scared to death. Those who remained experienced this thing they call Horror Punk. It was so scary that between the years 1977 and 1983 they had 15 different band members. Only Glenn Danzing and Jerry Only were constant in these glorious years. The Misfits may have been born in Lodi, New Jersey but they belong to the world. (Both under and above)

You thinking maybe the Misfits aren’t the real deal? How about I tell you they got arrested for grave robbing. Yeah, that helps a bit I bet. These days a version of The Misfits are still doing shows. Lead by Jerry Only who after The Misfits he started a band called Kryst the Conqueror. Yep, you guessed it, a Christian metal band. I guess some where along the way he said fuck god, horror rock is so much more fun. It’s a good thing he invented the devilock or Misfit fans would poke fun at him. At the same time Danzing was busy doing things like Samhain, Danzing, and starring on adult swim. To think about The Misfits without Danzing seems heartbreaking to me. As well as, thinking about Danzing without the Misfits. At least, we have the cds right? So next time you are all like I want "hack the heads off of little girls and hang them on my wall," remember The Misfits all ready done that and go visit an old person or pet a dog. And stay away from the devil’s whorehouse; it’s just too damn hot. From one hate breeder to another, beware.
–Captain Clet

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