Blog Log # 2 (1+1+1= 3 way or the beautiful world of multiple choice!)

Okay, this blog log might be a bit offensive. To show all of you that I don’t discriminate, I will try and offend everyone equally. Are you ready? Remember, I am just repeating what I found in comics this week. All right, lets rock! “Surely don’t want no country band getting’ to the enemy with a mess of banjos and fiddles. It will be chaos in the streets!” (this offends me. I’m pickin’ a banjo right now. See, I am an equal opportunity hater.) “Hello, I’m a grown man with a mustache that enjoys watching women shake their boobies about. Therefore I would like one ticket to your burlesque show, please, since I hear you have lots of boobies shaking about.” Last but not least. “I am a grown man with a mustache, after all, and like all other grown men, I like to become intoxicated while half- naked ladies dance about and make my wee- wee big.” - Your welcome, Rob

P.S. - A salute to the mustache. Obey the greatness that is upper lip hair.